One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when
he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me
tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear." She said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Give Me a Dollar
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going
to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just
tell her that God is your father!"
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him,
"Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an
answer to the question.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed,
"I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother
told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his
name!"
Intelligent son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son
took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address
and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the
addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the
letter to who!"
I hope your bread gets better
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand.When I came back, I found this note from my son: "Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better."
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